Thursday, March 02, 2006

Not Much...

Not much to report today other than Amy is scheduled for her C-section tomorrow! I am using a half day of PTO to take car of some things and will absolutely be at the hospital to see Amy and Aden! I am so happy for Amy and Stephen, they are already so blessed with the most adorable little boy, Asher, and they are being blessed yet again with one that I'm sure will be just a precious! Congratulations!

A girlfriend sent me the below in an email today and I found it amusing so enjoy!

FBI Job Opening
For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"
The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet.
The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, she wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

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